Anyway, I post this because Scott Adams, author of the Dilbert comics, made a great post in The Dilbert Blog today. Here's a taste:
"I was delighted to learn that American politicians are trying to make it illegal to burn the American flag. That can only mean that my dedicated public servants have finally solved the problems of crime, drugs, war, poverty, terrorism, healthcare, immigration, and the mystery of why our children are such idiots compared to Norwegians. Evidently those issues are now under control. I was starting to worry that Congress was wasting my tax dollars doing stupid s..."
I cut that quotation off either three or four letters short. To find out which, you'll have to click the link above and read the post for yourself. It's a very good read; it even includes a funny dig at Rhode Island. Enjoy!